Canoe Cheating
My lunchtime ramble today whilst chewing over a nicely made sandwich (if you care it had quorn ham, crispy lettuce and ketchup inside it) is all about returning back to civilisation on a canoe.
Darwin is a surname that you would link to some superior minds of the world for example Charles Darwin, for those not in the know he was the one who wrote about the theory of evolution. That book that caused a stir mainly with the Christians. However he is not the Darwin who caused a stir with a canoe.
Another Darwin that I know about is a certain James Darwin whom i have worked with for the past year. Strangely enough, he is a more interesting fellow than Charles and has the ability to come out with some riveting stories that don’t have a conclusion.
However the Darwin I would like to ramble about today is John Darwin, you know that man who thought it would be hilarious to pretend he had died at sea, but had actually moved to Panama. Of all places Panama, if i had pretended to disappear i would have taken up a new identity and maybe hve started an underground sueprhero group, but that’s just me.
Anyway, our hero Darwin, has recently been found out to have supposedly cheated on his wife before he even fake deathed it. Salt in the wound at all anyone???
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The ironic thing is that without the help of his wife, he would never have received the insurance from his fake death. What makes this better though is how new technology found a 60+ wanker, excuse my French, a chance to cheat. Taken from the BBC site, ‘Mrs Darwin said her husband turned secretive when he joined an internet role-playing game’. O as if we haven’t heard that before.Lonely bored man goes on internet in search of love, finds love, disappears.
The funniest thing about all this is that John Darwin walked into a police station claiming he had amnesia, well it seems that everyone else has remembered what he has been up to.
